FUN STUFF

                                        Tongue Twisters for Kids

• She sells seashells on the seashore.

• Flash message. Flash message.
• Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
• A proper copper coffee pot.
• I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. Esau, he saw me.
• Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
• Lovely lemon liniment.
• Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
• Good blood, bad blood.
• Three free throws.The instinct of an extinct insect stinks.
• Comical economists. Comical economists.
• Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
  A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
  Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
• One-One was a racehorse.
  Two-Two was one, too.
  When One-One won one race,
  Two-Two won one, too.
  
  
                                    Funny English Words
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    Borborygmus - Stomach rumbling.Anencephalous - Absence of a brain.
    
    
  • Brouhaha - An uproar or noisy response.
    
    

  • Canoodle - Hugging and kissing.
    
    

  • Cantankerous - Bad tempered or grumpy.
    
    

  • Crudivore - Someone who eats raw food.
    
    

  • Discombobulate - To confuse someone.
    
    

  • Doozy - Something really good.
    
    

  • Fartlek - A training system for runners.
    
    

  • Flummox - To perplex or bewilder.
    
    

  • Gobbledygook - Meaningless or nonsensical language.
    
    
  • Kerfuffle - A mild scandal, commotion or fuss.
    
    
  • Klutz - A clumsy or foolish person.
    
    
  • Lickety-split - As quickly as possible.
    
    
  • Lollygag - To dawdle or spend time aimlessly.
    
    
  • Mollycoddle - To treat someone leniently.
    
    
  • Pratfall - A fall on the buttocks or an embarrassing action.
    
    
  • Rambunctious - Uncontrollably excitable or exuberant.
    
    
  • Shenanigan - Silly behaviour.
    
    
  • Skullduggery - Deception or trickery.

  
  

  
  

                             English Language Jokes

  
  

  
  

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    English might be the most widespread language in the world but there’s still no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant and neither pine nor apple in pineapple.So English, I fancy you all agree, is the funniest language you ever did see.

  • The thing you’re looking for is always found in the last place you look.

  • What did the man who walked into a bar say? Ouch!
  • Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

  • What are two things people never eat before breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
  • Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!

  • If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?

  • If we are the human race, then who is winning?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables then what on earth do humanitarians eat?!

  • Some writing tips:

  • Exaggeration is a trillion times worse than understatement.

  • Rhetorical questions, who needs them?

  • When writing in English, contractions shouldn’t be used.
  • Stop using exclamation marks!!!

  
  

                                 

  
  

                                         Funny Riddles

  
  

  
  

  • 
    What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? ShortWhat has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock

  • What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope
  • What has a neck but no head? A bottle
  • What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam
  • What gets wetter as it dries? A towel
  • Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries died.
  • Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C
  • What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!
  • What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg
  • Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago? Because he’s still living!
  • What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A teapot
  • How many letters are there in the English alphabet? There are 18: 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’ and 8 in ‘alphabet’.
  • Which month has 28 days? All of them of course!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

                                                English Idioms

  
  

  
  

  • 
    Under the weather.Knock on wood.

  • Go the extra mile.
  • Don’t cry over spilt milk.
  • Rule of thumb.
  • Things went pear shaped.
  • Every cloud has a silver lining.
  • Out on a limb.
  • Between a rock and a hard place.
  • End of the road.
  • Bend over backwards.
  • The ball is in your court.
  • Like a broken record.
  • Break a leg.
  • All in the same boat.
  • Hold your horses.
  • Put your money where your mouth is.
  • A blessing disguise.
  • Tongue in cheek.
  • It’s a piece of cake.
  • Barking up the wrong tree.